if u have a problem with other people’s body hair then my knee has a problem with ur teeth
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
preparing ur ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
"I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s-"
asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
I love how half of the people on my dash playing namco high are going right for homestuck characters and the other half are like “I’m gonna fuck that spaceship”