(Source: marilynmonrowyourboat)
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
(Source: eviscerateyoungcaptain)
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
Gay Men’s Sexism and Women’s Bodies by Yolo Akili (via plightofthepretty) —