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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

docmario:

"whos fucking child is this"
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docmario:

"whos fucking child is this"

me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

heathenist:

Anime is finally a reality

(Source: kakerukurosawa)

swiftswagger:

You’re cold to the touch. Pale grey. I know what you are. 
SAY IT BELLA, TELL ME. 
You’re… A troll. 
NO FUCKING SHIT.
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swiftswagger:

You’re cold to the touch. Pale grey. I know what you are.

SAY IT BELLA, TELL ME.

You’re… A troll.

NO FUCKING SHIT.

(Source: )

fuckyeahpaganism:

tarotbydelightfuldesire:

Cupcakes for you.

nom
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fuckyeahpaganism:

tarotbydelightfuldesire:

Cupcakes for you.

nom

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
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randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

starplatinumtheworld:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.